Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including:
- Where do farts come from?
- Are farts people?
- Do farts die?
- Do all farts go to heaven?
- What should I do if a zombie farts on me?
- Does inhaling farts cause brain damage?
- What if someone steals my farts?
- Can farts be used to power my car?
- I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911?
- Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous?
And many, many more!
So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today!
Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.